Thursday, February 28, 2019

Masturbation pabulum and meme

FACT: I NEVER masturbate. That however, is a blatant lie.

Below, some useless content and made up rubbish about the practice of masturbation lifted from webmd just for this stupid post. Not to be taken seriously.

"Content is KING you know." Said no one in particular.

  1. Sex is far better, masturbation the next best option. How about someone simply abstain? No! And you go to hell with that garbage.
  2. Mind the grip boys, girls and other, apparently some of us get carried away and do physical damage ( just Google it ), that behavior does harm to masturbations' reputation. CUT IT OUT please!!!
  3. There is no "normal" so don't get hung up on your weird act. It's all weird, see any porn site.
  4. No rule written that states that one must "FINISH", tease on for as long as you can.
  5. You are not cheating. Get that through you head and drop that guilt unless of course the "after the fact guilt" is your thing.
  6. Toys are cool I suppose, I don't judge, even if said toy is an impressive work of art that diminishes your participation.
  7. If it doesn't improve your sex life, chances are you got bigger problems. Git gud or GTFO! ( Just kidding, I have not idea what to say here. )


All that content written as a segue to this stupid meme ( a goof ) and response ( priceless ).