Sunday, March 29, 2020

DO THE FIVE - what the hell is this?

"Hmm." All I could muster while staring at the screen. "How long has that been there?"

At the bottom of the Chrome homepage sits a spammy looking message block, urging its viewer to "DO THE FIVE".

"No I will not." The immediate response, as visions of compromise began to appear, discouraging the urge to click.

Research became the primary side quest that moment and as it turns out, that message is legit, my rationale for paranoia unfounded.

Google is currently delivering COVID-19 related content to those interested, using that blurb as notice and gateway to a portal which includes a neat little map tracker for those of us burdened with morbid curiosity.

As of this post, the most important thing of note is that: "There’s currently no vaccine to prevent coronavirus disease (COVID-19)."

Be safe folks, and be wary of the disinformation campaigns in circulation.


Monday, March 2, 2020

Wash your 'effing hands please

Please wash your hands people, can't stress this enough. Keeping hands clean is one of the most important steps we can take towards being Gods decent humans.

You know, our primary role in life and the first job assigned at birth.


A how to, care of the CDC:

  • Wet your hands with clean, running water (warm or cold), turn off the tap, and apply soap.
  • Lather your hands by rubbing them together with the soap. Lather the backs of your hands, between your fingers, and under your nails.
  • Scrub your hands for at least 20 seconds. Need a timer? Hum the “Happy Birthday” song from beginning to end twice.
  • Rinse your hands well under clean, running water.
  • Dry your hands using a clean towel or air dry them.


Dirty hands urban synonyms:


Thursday, November 7, 2019

Sunday, August 11, 2019

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Bounty Killer Takes A Stand

In his new advocacy song, Bounty Killer speaks to social ills just like his mega-hit Poor People Fed Up. "Mi a rep fi di ghetto weh mi born an raise in and di mountain a problem we facin; caw di politician dem still gazin; but wi still a hol a vibes, its amazin," Bounty Killer deejay.

The dancehall legend continues, "Dem no want see ghetto yutes inna di upper echelon, when Jah-Jah bless dem han. Dem come a talk wi come from di rough and end up wid diamond. Look deh, dem no set no opportunity fi yutes wid ambition; dem blame wi fi di condition; nuttn no lef fi di native a di lan; Wi a go wrath if dem sell Trelawy to Chinie man."

"The ppl who fi ah fight fi JA ppl caught up in who wearing the tightest pants and dem caught up with tearing down dem one another. Anytime an artist start out in the music industry you see and hear dem advocating fi the ghetto ppl. Den as dem get likkle shine dem stop sing fi the ppl dem. Dem go uptown go live and show off pon the ppl dem who help build dem career. Nowadays yuh see dem pon Instagram ah maggle. Even the rasta dem lose sight of d mission," he wrote.

The government realize the weakness that plagues nuff ghetto yutes and dem exploiting it.

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Saturday, June 15, 2019

Thursday, May 16, 2019

Holness, PNPYO and Hitler. Politics getting Führious!

Holness is like Hitler, says PNPYO president - LOOP NEWS

What I imagined after reading summary:

President of the People's National Party's Youth Organisation, Krystal Tomlinson is provoking criticism online after a tweet on Wednesday in which she compares Prime Minister Andrew Holness to Nazi Germany's Adolf Hitler.

In her opening tweet on Wednesday, Tomlinson wrote: "Holness' track record suggests that he is a Prime Minister who has scant regard for the Court, the Constitution and the Separation of Powers doctrine. Reminds me of Adolph Hitler and his approach to designing a 'New' Germany. Just be a big man and admit you were wrong Mr Holness."

"You know what, I'm going to have a forum on this," she tweeted, adding that "People really need to know how Hitler built a fascist country so they can identify patters in a democracy."

Hitler led Germany into the most deadly conflict in human history, World War Two.

According to historians, an estimated 48 million people lost their lives in the war which ran from 1939, when Hitler invaded Poland, until 1945 when the allied forces entered the German capital, Berlin.

Hitler committed suicide as invading troops closed in on his underground bunker.

In seeking to justify her tweets, Tomlinson argued that Hitler started by taking away people's constitutional rights, stepped it up by deploying the military, and then took control of the public sector.